I forgot to tell you what we call D's super cool new road bike, SOW. She was named that before he even got her. After he took a ride on a friend's new road bike, he came back and described it as Sex On Wheels. I'm Sorry Mom E. I should have warned you of questionable content before.
So today he came up with possible names for my road bike if I get one. KOW - Knitting On Wheels or YOW - Let's all say it together - Yarn On Wheels. I am leaning towards YOW, mostly because that is the sound I make when I get off the bike, YOW.