Burt wants you all to know he recovered from his surgery just fine.
He does not appreciate his new bite being called a "damp clamp." Human you're walking on thin ice with that quip. You should respect me for the king that I am.
I do appreciate this new blanket even if it sounds like we are cuddling in a sleeping bag. It is way less zappy than the fuzzy blankies.
Daddy got new Christmas socks, then wore them for a couple of days straight. Guess they fit just fine.
Momma and Daddy went to something called The River of Lights. Which made Momma so happy cause she loves pretty lights.
Happy New Year to you. It is time for a nap!